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Monday, October 26, 2009

Attention!!! On behalf of my friend Henry...

Attention!!!
On behalf of my friend, Henry O’Malley, I must bring forth some unfortunate news. Henry, as a result of his over-absorption concerning the research for book V of the Hexastix, abandoned the responsibility of taking his daily medications which keep his illness (disorganized schizophrenia) at bay. Please disregard any erratic behavior or absurd posts made by Henry at this time: he needs to be re-stabilized. Yesterday, for instance, a random woman was citing out loud to her friend some vile tragedy that resulted in the death of one man and two seriously injured children. After she read the passage, written in some daily newspaper, Henry began to jump up and down like a hysterical hyperactive child and did not stop laughing for a good solid ten minutes. After this little performance, he exclaimed ” If dinosaurs still roamed the earth, the government would cease to exist, all rulers would be devoured by a flaming tyrannosaurus, and all would be well!!!” He then began to cite a distorted version of Isaiah’s prophecy on the end of the world from chapter 24 of The Old Testament:
“The dinosaurs are going to devastate the earth and leave it desolate. They will twist the earth’s surface and devour its people. 2 Everyone will meet the same fate-the priests and the people, slaves and masters, buyers and sellers, lenders and borrowers, rich and poor. 3 The earth will lie shattered and ruined. The Dinosaurs  have spoken and it will be done. 4 The earth dries up and withers; the whole world grows weak; both earth and sky decay. 5 The people have defiled the earth by breaking the laws of the dinosaurs … 6 So dinosaurs have pronounced a curse on the earth. Its people are paying for what they have done. Fewer and fewer remain alive. 7 The cellphones wither, and television is becoming scarce. Everyone who was once brainwashed and is now sad, 8 and the joyful music of their video games and meaningless banter has ceased. 9 There is no more appalling singing over new technologies; no one enjoys its destruction of the imagination any more. 10 In the city everything is in chaos, and people lock themselves in their houses for safety. 11 People shit in the streets because there is no more toilets. Happiness is gone forever; it has been banished from the land. 12 The city is in ruins, and its gates have been broken down.
This is what will happen in every nation all over the world. It will be like the end of harvest, when the tits have been beaten off every tree and the last dicks picked from the vines. 17 Listen to me, everyone! There are terrors, pits, and traps waiting for you. 18 Anyone who tries to escape from the dinosaurs will fall in a pit, and anyone who escapes from the dinosaurs will be caught in a trap. Torrents of piss will pour from the sky, and earth’s foundations will laugh. 19 The earth will crack and shatter and split open. 20 The earth itself will stagger like a drunk, sway like a hut in a storm. The world is weighed down by its sins; it will collapse and never rise again.
21 A time is coming when the dinosaurs will punish the powers above and the rulers of the earth. 22 Dinosaurs will crowd kings together like prisoners in a pit.They will shut them in prison until the time of their punishment comes.
23 The moon will grow dark, and the sun will no longer shine, for the Tyrannosaurus Rex Almighty will be king. He will rule in Jerusalem on Mount Zion, and the leaders of the people will see his glory!”
This is just a warning. I have faith that he will be stabilized and a bit more coherent very soon.
The good news is that we are working on a new website. Of course, I am working at it alone right now so it is taking a bit longer than I expected if both of us were collaborating, but it will be complete soon.
Good Day,
OSun

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