Dr.Kentworth MD interview with Henry O'Malley to determine prognosis
Dr: What are the main problems?Henry:Smoke? I prefer smoking I think.
Dr: Sorry this is a non-smoking facility.
Henry: (Chuckles to himself, crosses his legs)
Dr: What problems are you experiencing? Have you noticed a change in yourself? Abnormalities?
Henry: You see, the way I fold my hands has nothing to do with the normal structure of the plantation. The Greeks came in spirit and discovered this country. This obese country. But, the Great Grasshopper plague changed their minds. (laughs for some seconds) Little hoppers on the prairie! 1874 death-machine! (grimaces, sucks in his lips)
Dr: When did you last feel well?
Henry: I was taking a stroll through the wood-like statues. The leaves were quite dim. Then, I noticed my body was out of control. The smell was somewhat stretching my nostrils. I was very uncomfortable at this point.
Dr: What kind of smell?
Henry: (places his right knuckle to his mouth for about a minute) Sad.
Dr: The smell was sad?
Henry: Sad? Mostly prehistoric. Ancient. Like a dead thing entered the vicinity.
Henry: OOOOOO....this is getting spooky. (widens his eyes) My mother. Her nerves were like winter freezing me up and down. My hands were often cumbersome mechanical stems.
Dr: What about your nerves Henry? Were you often uncomfortable?
Henry: THE NEW YEAR HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CHANGE! IT FRIED MY BRAIN! SUDDENLY BLIND TO MY COMPATRIOTS!!!!!
Dr: Okay Henry, take a deep breath. You do not need to raise your voice. I understand you perfectly.
Henry: (Bursts into tears)
Dr: Why do you cry Henry? Would you like to take a break?
Henry: You're a funny guy. Just like the last one.
Dr: Would you like to continue our conversation?
Henry: (Stands up from his chair, walks to the rear of the chair, leans over it) You should quiet yourself. The air is full of them. They hear everything.
Dr: Who hears everything?
Henry: THE GODDAMN MENNONITES THAT"S WHO!
Dr: Okay Henry. Why don't you go take a cigarette break outside. Ms.Galen will escort you. We will take a break. How does 15 minutes sound?
Henry: All is well. Here and there. Smoke is good to me.
Dr: Very well Henry. Talk to you soon and enjoy your break.
....to be continued.
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